Spend No Mo

I could have paid off my car by now. But I spent my money on food instead. And plane tickets. And booze. Special occasions. Doctor appointments. Gifts. And everyday smiles.

I love everyday smiles.

But the fortune cookie told me [in a nutshell] to "spend no mo". Even my zodiac horoscope contended the same. I know better than to base my decisions on such things but I need all the support/push that I can get.

I went to a music quiz night on Wednesday with S&S. It was at a pub ten minutes from my place so I walked there. We came in fourth [from the bottom] and were given the prize of lucky dips. I scored myself a nifty cooler bag.

So, there is this lizard relentlessly trying to make a home out of my house. I spotted it yesterday and tried to hold it captive in a tupperware container but it escaped into the untouchable realms of the desktop computer.

This morning I saw it hanging out around the doorway. I opened the door and shooed it off with a broom. Minutes later I came back and it was presenting itself upside down midway on the door frame. What else could I have done? Spray it with Mortein? Does Mortein even work??

I did the old magic trick of brushing it back out to its habitat. To the great outdoors. But because it was a messed up child of a lizard, it ran back into the house to where the shoe rack was.

Agh!

Yes, it will live and probably die in this house at this rate. I hope that it will [at least] crawl out into the open when it breathes its last breath so I can sweep it out to its final resting place for the Sunday collection.

I am so thoughtful.

And OCD.

Here's to opening doors to Jehovah's witnesses on a Saturday.