Ma

I am waiting for the air in my room to cool down. It is currently insane degrees outside.

Earlier, my mom was looking at me at a funny angle from her itouch. I teased her by doing the same and out of nowhere, she told me that she was trying to suss out if I had a boyfriend.

She said that you can tell if a person was in a relationship from their facial expression. Then she asked me if I had a boyfriend.

She was almost certain that I did.

This is why I was not keen on going on facetime. My ma has this scary way of figuring me out.

No ma, I do not have a boyfriend.

I just have a major crush. But I left that bit of detail out.

Ma said that she was going to pray for me. To get myself a good boyfriend.

My mom cracks me up.

Here's to making [arrgree] faces on facetime.