Perthnese

Asians are undeniably rude. For some reason, when placed in a pack, their animal instincts kick in.

My friend experienced the wrath of the asian nation for the first time today. By asian, [unfortunately] I do mean Chinese.

It was crowded but even moshpits were better than this. Every asian person that walked past us pushed their way through. Pushed!

And when they were dancing, it was as if they had no comprehension of social boundaries. Pushed away they did.

Note, 99 percent of the crowd were Asians.

My people.

The same ones who eat with their mouths open, cough without covering their mouths and do not bear any form of understanding of things like queues and courtesy.

Demure asian girls are possibly the worst. They may fit in the "ideal" skinny, petite, facebok-page pretty with cutesy haircuts basket but they can be so daft and inconsiderate.

I was so embarrassed.

Here's to being reminded.